1. If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive. 2. We count more than you do. 3. If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states. 4. Relax, Retire, ReVote. 5. Viagra voters do it again! 6. What comes after 17,311? 7. Where your vote counts ... and counts and counts. 8. This is what you get for taking Elian away from us. 9. We don't just cheat in football. 10. We're number one! Wait! Recount! 11. Palm Beach County: So nice, we let you vote twice. 12. Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida. 13. Sign on I-95: Florida this way, no that way,5 miles, wait 10 miles. 14. Where dead people vote 15. Non citizen, illegal alien, no problem, vote Bush, it counts 16. Vote early, vote often.