ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION-Copulation without representation ASPERSION- An Iranian donkey COINCIDE- What you should do when it starts raining CHAMPAGNE- The drink that makes you see double but feel single ECCENTRIC- A man too rich to to be called crazy GUILLOTINE- The one sure cure for dandruff HOME- The place where you can scratch any place you want LUCK- The only explanation for the success of people we hate MURDERER- Someone presumed to be innocent until proven insane PARKING SPACE- An unoccupied place on the other side of the street SLANDER-To lie, or tell the truth about someone