Old lady comes in to an ice cream shop Lady: 1 scoop of chocolate ice cream. Clerk: We do not have any chocolate ice cream. Lady: Please give me an ice cream soda then. Clerk: OK. What flavor ice cream? Lady: .... Chocolate ice cream please Clerk: Lady, we do not have any chocolate ice cream. Lady: Well then please be me an ice cream Sunday. Clerk: OK. What flavor ice cream? Lady: .... Chocolate ice cream please. Clerk: Lady, we do not have any chocolate ice cream!!! Lady: Well then please be me a banana split. Clerk: OK. Great! What flavor ice cream? Lady: .... Vanilla, ... Strawberry, ... and chocolate ice cream please. Clerk: LADY, we do not have any chocolate ice cream!!!!!! Clerk: Lady, how do you spell the 'Van' in Vanilla? Lady: V A N Clerk: Great... I know you are listing. How do you spell 'STRAW' in strawberry? Lady: S T R A W Clerk: Terrific... Now I a sure I know you are listing. How do you spell 'FLIP' in chocolate? Lady: There isn't any flip in chocolate! Clerk: Well, that is precisely what I have been trying to tell you.