1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live. 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece. 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. 5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest. 6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 10. You get winded from knocking on the door.