--Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's --Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl: What a bullfighter tries to do --Baloney uh-lo'-nee: Where some hemlines fall --Bernadette urn'-a-det: The act of torching a mortgage --Burglarize ur'-gler-ize: What a crook sees with --Control kon-trol': A short, ugly inmate --Counterfeiters kown-ter-fit-ers: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets --Eclipse i-klips': What an English barber does for a living --Eyedropper i'-drop-ur: A clumsy ophthalmologist --Heroes hee'-rhos: what A guy in a boat does --Left Bank left' bangk': What the robber did when his bag was full of loot --Misty mis'-tee: How golfers create divots --Paradox par'-uh-doks: Two physicians --Parasites par'-uh-sites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower --Pharmacist farm'-uh-sist: A helper on the farm --Polarize po'-lur-ize: What penguins see with --Primate pri'-mat: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV --Relief ee-leef': What trees do in the spring --Rubberneck ub'-er-nek: What you do to relax your wife --Seamstress seem'-stres: Describes 250 pounds in a size six --Selfish sel'-fish: What the owner of a seafood store does --Subdued sub-dood': Like, a guy, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man --Sudafed sood'-a-fed: Bringing litigation against a government official