"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise" -Unknown "Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant." -Unknown "Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." -Gene Hill "In dog years, I'm dead." -Unknown "To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs." -Aldous Huxley "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." -Robert Benchley "Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives." -Sue Murphy "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." -August Strindberg "No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." -Fran Lebowitz "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." -Rita Rudner "If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." -James Thurber (amen).... "You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets." -Nora Ephron "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." -Ann Landers "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -Robert A. Heinlein