1."They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 2."This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to." 3."Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper" 4."I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!" 5."This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people !" 6."I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance" 7. Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) you learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend. 8."I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work- related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?" 9."Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." 10."The coffee machine is broken...." 11."Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot." 12."Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!" 13."Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!" 14."Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."