LOG ON: Making the woodstove hotter LOG OFF:Don't add no more wood MONITER: Keepin an eye on that woodstove DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood ofn the truk MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin that farwood downloaded FLOPPY DISK: Whatcha git from tryin to carry to much farwood RAM: That thar thang whut splits th farwood HARD DRIVE: Getttin home in th winter taim PROMPT: Whut th mail ain't in th winter taim WINDOWS: Whut to shut when its cold outside SCREEN: Whut to shut when its blak fly season BYTE: Whut them dang flys do CHIP: Munchies fer th TV MICRO CHIP: Whuts left in th munchie bag INFRARED: Whur th left over munchies go, Fred eats em MODEM: whatcha did to th hay fields DOT MATRIX: Ole DanMatrix's wife LAP TOP:Whur the kitty sleeps KEYBOARD: Whur you hang th dang keys SOFTWARE: Them dang plastik forks and knifs MOUSE: What eats th grain in th barn MAIN FRAME: Holds up th barn ruf PORT: Fancy Flatlander Wine ENTER: Northern fer c'mon in y'all RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya caint member whut ya paid fer yer new rifle when yore wife asks.