This virus warning is genuine. There is a new virus going around called "work". If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via email, Internet or simply handed to you by a colleague...DO NO OPEN IT! This has been circulating around our building for months and those who have been tempted to open "work" have found that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function proberly. If you do encounter "work" via email or are faced with any "work" ar all, then to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the words "I've had enough of your ----. I'm off to the bar." The "work" should automatically be forgotten by your brain. If you receive "work" in paper document form, simply lift the document and drag the "work" to your garbage can and put on your coat and hat and run to the nearest bar with 2 friends. Order three pints of beer (or rum, scothch) or whatever it takes.... After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that "work" will no longer be of any relevance to you and that "Scooby Doo" was the greatest cartoon ever. Send this message to everyone in your address book. If you do NOT have anyone in your address book, then I'm afraid the "work" virus has already corrupted your social life.