EXPANSION UNIT: The new room you have to build on to your home to house your computer and all its peripherals. CPU: A device designed to speed and automate errors. Some GPF?s (General Protection Fault errors) we?d like to see: - As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. - MS-Windows isn't crippleware: it's Functionally Challenged - To see how technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press Ctrl-Alt-Del. CURSOR: What you turn into when you can't get your computer to perform, as in "You $#%&%$#%$% computer!" COPY: What you have to do during school tests because you spend too much time at the computer and not enough time studying. RAM: What you do to the side of your computer when it's not working properly. MULTITASKING: Screwing up several things at once. WINDOW: What you heave the computer out of after you accidentally erase a program that took you three days to set up. DUMP: The place all your former hobbies and your life wind up soon after you install your computer.