There has long been a rumor that W. R. Grace Co. was going to buy the Fuller Brush Co. and Mary Kay Cosmetics and then merge with the Hale Business Systems. This would result in the new mega-corporate entity known as ... "Hale Mary Fuller Grace." (By Gary Hollack). A great number of years ago there was a proposed merger between Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers. Rumor had it that the new company would be called ... Fairwell Honeychild. (By P. C. Swanson) It was announced that Wurlitzer is merging with Xerox. They are going to market ... reproductive organs. (By Brian Near) There is a merger in the works involving Polygraph Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler. It will be called ... Poly-Warner-Cracker. 3M & Goodyear = mmmGood John Deere & Abitibi-Price = Deere Abi Crabtree & Evelyn and Apple computer = Crab Apple Zippo Manufacturing & Audi & Dofasco & Dakota Mining = Zip Audi Do Da Folger Coffee & Detroit Edison & Rolex = Folderal Swissair & Cheseborough-Ponds = Swisschese Honeywell & Imasco & Home Oil = Honey, I'm Home Denison Mines & Alliance & Metal Mining = Mine, All Mine 3M & JC Penny & Canadian Opera Company = 3 Penny Opera Mattel & Pacific Gold = Ma & Pa Sears Roebuck & Rogers Cable = Buck Rogers (By Doris Goodnard) Cracker Jacks + Maxwell House = Crackhouse Luvs Diapers + Hertz Rent-a-car = Luv Hertz Grey Pupon + Dockers Pants = Grey Pupon Pants Buttmaster + Sunkist = Buttkissed Knott's Berry Farm + National Organization of Women = Knott NO Upjohn + Chuckie Cheese Pizza = UpChuck White Castle Burgers + Glad Trash Bags = White Trash Bags