A man was stranded on a desert island, and lived alone for ten years. One day, he saw a speck in the horizon. He thought to himself "It's not a ship." As the speck got a little closer, he mused, "It's not a boat." The speck came even closer, "It's not a raft." Then, out of the surf came a gorgeous blonde wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She approached him and she said, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years!" he replied. She unzipped a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulled out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He took one, lit it and inhaled "Man , oh man! Is that good!" Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?" "Ten years!" She unzipped another waterproof pocket, pulled out a flask and gave it to him. He took a long swig and said, "Wow, that's fantastic!" Then she began to unzip the long zipper that ran down the front of her wet suit and she said, smiling, "How long has it been since you've had some REAL fun?" Thunderstuck, the mans replied, "My God! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there!"