No Dumping" written and sent in by David Axton My gravel drive is being used As a giant litter tray, No matter what I try to do There are new poohs every day. I clean it up and hose it down And spray it all once more But still the postman has to mind The mound right by the door. I know it?s more than just one cat The evidence is clear That all the local felines know The public loo is here! I hid one night to catch them out But there was one big flaw - They could see when I could not So not a thing I saw. But with the morning light I found Their calling cards were there, And two cats sitting on the wall As if it was a dare. That was when I realised The war could not be won For cats are far superior When all is said and done. There?s only one thing left to do Before I?m madly raving - I?ll have to hide my gravel drive Beneath a ton of paving. by David Axton