If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it!) If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (OMG!) A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig!) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing!) The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death. (Creepy!) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....") Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want to be a pig...quality over quantity!) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, geez! I really didn't need to know that) Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing ...) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I really didn't need to know that either) An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too!) Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew....?, Who cares!) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about the pig?)Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too!) Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew....?, Who cares!) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about the pig?) Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...can you imagine??) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb (Now that's more like it)