Naughty Bumper Stickers

Accountants do it with Double Entry
Acupuncturists do it with a small prick
Ambulance drivers come quicker
Australians do it Down Under
Bankers do it with interest
Bartenders do it on the Rocks
Chess players check their Mates
Cops do it with cuffs
DJs do it on request
Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure
Desktop publishers do it on top of desks
Dentists do it orally (as do Debators)
Detectives do it under cover
Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are Tellers
Firemen do it with a big hose
Frank Sinatra does it his way
Garbagemen come twice a week
Gardeners do it in the bushes
Gas attendants pump all day
Housewives do it for an allowance
Jockeys gallop hard and finish fast
Landlords do it the 1st of every month
Mountain climbers like to be on top
Military do it on command!
Pianists touch, tickle, and titilate!
Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free
Truckers do it in the road
Travel agents do it in lots of different places
Waiters and waitresses do it for tips
Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them!