- You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me - - Earth is full go home - I have the body of a god..........buddha - This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me - So many pedestrians so little time - I used to be disgusted now i'm just amused - Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult - If progress means to move forward what does congress mean? - If we quit voting will they all go away? - Politics - from the words "poly," meaning "many," and "ticks," as in "small, blood-sucking parasites" - The face is familiar but i can't quite remember my name - He who dies with the most toys...still dies - Eat right, exercise, die anyway - Illiterate? Write for help - Honk if anything falls off - Cover me i'm changing lanes - He who laughs last thinks slowest - He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit - I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person - This isn't my idea of a good time - It's been lovely but i have to scream now - Uniquely maladjusted but fun - This bumpersticker exploits illiterates - Minimum wage for politicians - Visualize using your turn signals - Where are we going and why am i in this handbasket? - I haven't lost my mind it's backed up on disk somewhere - Oh, Evolve! - You! Out of the gene pool! - Gone crazy ?. Be back shortly - If you're not outraged you're not paying attention - I do whatever my rice Krispies tell me to