Q: What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing, yet. Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? A: They both have Kurds in their Whey. Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common? A: They both want to know where the heck those Tomahawks are coming from! Q: What is the best Iraqi job? A: Foreign Ambassador Q: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. They can't turn them on anyway. Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting, and at a cost of $800,000. Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time." Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off. Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo? A: B-52...F-16...F-117...F-14...F-18 Q: What is Iraq's national bird? A: Duck Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile? A: Aeroflot has killed more people. Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble. Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats? A: So they can see their Air Force.