One day a guy didn't show up for work. As this was very irregular, the guy's boss decided to call him at home and see what the problem might be. Child: "Hello" (very soft wispering voice) Boss: "Hi, is you dad there?" Child: "Yep" (very soft wispering voice) Boss: "Can he come to the phone?" Child: "Nope" (very soft wispering voice) Boss: "Well, is your mother there?" Child: "Yep" (very soft wispering voice) Boss: "Can she come to the phone?" Child: "Nope" (very soft wispering voice) Just then he hears some other noises in the background and determines that there must be some emergency vehicles there. Boss: "What is that I hear in the background? Is that a fire engine? Child: "Yep" (very soft wispering voice) Boss: "Can the fireman come to the phone?" Child: "Nope" (very soft wispering voice) Boss: "What are those other noises I hear? Child: "A helicopter" (very soft wispering voice) Boss: "Can the pilot come to the phone?" Child: "Nope" (very soft wispering voice) Boss: "Why can't anyone come to the phone?" Child: "They are looking for someone." (very soft wispering voice) Boss: "Who are they looking for?" Child: "Me!"