A couple went on a vacation to a fishing resort near a national park. The husband liked to fish, especially at the crack of dawn. The wife preferred to read. One morning, after several hours of fishing, the husband returned and decided to take a short nap. The wife decided to take the boat out; she was not familiar with the lake, but she rowed out, anchored the boat and started reading her book. The park ranger came along in his boat, pulled up along side her and said, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" She replied, "Reading my book." "You are in a no-fishing area," he informed her. "But Officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?" she responded. "But you have all the equipment, Ma'am; I'll have to take you in and charge you," he insisted. "Well, if you do, then I will have to charge you with rape," the irritated woman snapped. "But, I didn't even touch you," the ranger replied. To which the woman smiled and said, "Ah, but you have all the equipment."