A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. Mary... Mary.... Is that you Fred? Yes, I have come back like we agreed. What is it like? Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon, supper then sex till late at night. I sleep then start all over again. Oh Fred, you surely must be in heaven. Hell no, I'm a rabbit in Kansas