These are from the days when game show responses were spontaneous and not scripted like they are now. Peter Marshall: Paul, can you get an elephant drunk? Paul Lynde: Yes, but he still won't go up to your apartment. Peter Marshall: According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think he's really attractive, is it okay to come out directly and ask him if he's married? Rose Marie: No, wait until morning. Peter Marshall: Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? Charley Weaver: My sense of decency. Peter Marshall: What are "Do it", "I can help" and "Can't get enough"? George Gobel: I don't know but it's coming from the next apartment. Peter Marshall: What are "dual purpose" cattle good for that other cattle aren't? Paul Lynde: They give milk and cookies... but I don't recommend the cookies! Peter Marshall: If you find someone lying unconscious in the street, should you do anything? George Gobel: I'd probably crawl around him I guess. Peter Marshall: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather? Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. Peter Marshall: Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during your first year? Charley Weaver: Of course not, Peter. I'm too busy growing strawberries! Peter Marshall: In bowling, what's a perfect score? Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy. Peter Marshall: Eddie, according to the Institute of Motivational Research a wife should be beware if another woman takes an interest in a certain item of her husband's clothing. What item? Ed Asner: Well, shorts immediately springs to my mind... Peter Marshall: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other? Paul Lynde: Tape measures. Peter Marshall: True or false...a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. George Gobel: Boy it sure seems that way sometimes... Peter Marshall: Is there a weight limit for bags on airline flights in this country? Charley Weaver: If she can fit under the seat, she can fly. Peter Marshall: During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet? Rose Marie: Unfortunately, Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom. Peter Marshall: Can boys join the campfire girls? Marty Allen: Only after lights out. Peter Marshall: When you pat a dog on its head he will usually wag his tail. What will a goose do? Paul Lynde: Make him bark. Peter Marshall: According to Ann Landers, is their anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people? Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army! Peter Marshall: Is it possible for the puppies in a litter to have more than one daddy? Paul Lynde: Why, that bitch! Peter Marshall: While visiting China, your tour guide starts shouting "Poo! Poo! Poo!" What does that mean? George Goebel: Cattle crossing. Peter Marshall: It is the most abused and neglected part of your body. What is it? Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it certainly isn't neglected! Peter Marshall: Charley, what do you call a pig that weighs more than 150 pounds? Charley Weaver: A divorcee. Peter Marshall: Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do? George Gobel: Get it in his mouth. Peter Marshall: According to Movie Life magazine, Ann-Margaret would like to start having babies soon, but her husband wants her to wait a while. Why? Paul Lynde: He's out of town. Peter Marshall: Dennis Weaver, Debbie Reynolds, and Shelley Winters star in the movie "What's The Matter with Helen?" Who plays Helen? Charley Weaver: Dennis Weaver - that's why they asked the question. Peter Marshall: Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant? Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant? Peter Marshall: When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex? Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car. The rest is up to him. Peter Marshall: James Stewart did it over twenty years ago when he was forty-one years old. Now he says it was "one of the best things I ever did." What was it? Marty Allen: Rhonda Fleming. Peter Marshall: Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they? Charley Weaver: His feet. Peter Marshall: If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how high? Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. Peter Marshall: Do female frogs croak? Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water. Peter Marshall: You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake. Peter Marshall: Your baby has a certain object, which he loves to cling to. Should you try to break him of his habit? Joan Rivers: Yes. It's daddy's turn. Peter Marshall: Is there any such thing as an F cup in bra sizes? Paul Lynde: Yes, it sleeps four. Peter Marshall: True or false: Many people sleep better in their street clothes than they do in their pajamas. Paul Lynde: Yes. We call them winos. Peter Marshall: According to the World Book, is it okay to freeze your persimmons? Paul Lynde: No. You should dress warmly. Peter Marshall: According to psychologists, when a child begins to get curious about sex, what is the one question he will most ask his mommy and daddy? Paul Lynde: Where can I get some? Peter Marshall: Before a cow will give you any milk, she has to have something very important. What? Paul Lynde: An engagement ring. Peter Marshall: According to Robert Mitchum, one thing has ruined more actors than drinking. What? Charley Weaver: Not drinking. Peter Marshall: When the Lone Ranger finished with a case, he left something behind. What? Paul Lynde: A masked baby. Peter Marshall: You're on your first visit to Japan, and you head right for the Kabuki. Why? Paul Lynde: It was a long plane ride