A young man went into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist told him the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12, and asked which the young man wanted. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man made his purchase and left. Later that evening, he sat down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asked if he might give the blessing, and they agreed. He began the prayer, and continued praying for several minutes. The girl leaned over and said, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." He leaned over to her and said, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."