NOTE: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each. Topic 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays Step by step with slide presentation Topic: 2 The Toilet Paper Roll: Do they grow on the holders? Round Table discussion Topic 3: Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the seat up and avoiding the floor/walls and nearby bathtub? Group practice Topic 4: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor Pictures and Explanatory graphics Topic 5: The afterdinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on Video Topic 6: Loss of Identity: Losing the remote to your significant other. Online Support and Support Groups Topic 7: Learning How to Find Things, Starting with Looking in the Right Place instead of Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum Topic 8: HealthWatch: Bringing Her Flowers is Not Harmful to Your Health Graphics and Audio Tape Topic 9: Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost Real Life Testimonials Topic 10: Men as copilots: Is It Genetically Impossible to Control Our Impulse to Back-seat Drive? Driving Simulation including the most difficult -- Sitting Quietly as She Parallel Parks Topic 11: Learning to Live: Basic Differences between Mother and Wife Online Class and Role Playing Topic 12: How to Be the ideal Shopping Companion - Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques Topic 13: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy sessions and Full Lobotomies offered. *** Upon completion of the Course diplomas will be issued to the Survivors.***