Beware Of The Following Viruses: Titanic virus: - Makes your whole computer go down. Disney virus: - Everything in the computer goes Goofy. Mike Tyson virus: - Quits after one byte. Prozac virus: - Screws up your RAM but your processsor doesn't care. Lorena Bobbit virus: - Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy. Woody Allen virus: - By-passes the motherboard and turns on a 20 daughter card. Joey Buttafuoco virus: - Only attacks minor files. Spice Girl virus: - Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop. Ronald Reagan virus: - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. Dr. Kevorkian virus: - Searches your hard drive for ailing files and kills them. Oprah Winfrey virus: - Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expands to 300MB. AT&T virus: - Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting. MCI virus: - Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus. Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: - Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back. Ellen Degeneres virus: - Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC. Viagra virus: - Expands your hard drive while putting too much pressure on your zip drive. Monica Lewinsky virus: - Sucks all the memory out of your computer. Then there is the Clinton PC: - It has a six inch hard drive and no memory.