1. aquadextrous (ak wa deks' trus) adj.- possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on/off with your toes. 2. carperpetuation (kar' pur pet u a shun) n.- the act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or piece of lint a least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance. 3. disconfect (dis kon fekf') v.- to sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow "remove" all the germs. 4. frust (frust) n.- the small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug. 5. lactomangulation (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n.- manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to the illegal side. 6. peppier (pehp ee ay') n.- the waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper. 7. phonesia (fo nee' zhuh) n.- the affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer. 8. pupkus (pup' kus) n.- the moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it. 9. telecrastination (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n.- act of always letting the phone ring twice before you pick it up, even when you're only 6 inches away.