A guy walks into a bar a sees a huge banner that reads "FREE BEER - FREE BEER- FREE BEER ask how!" The guy asks the bartender what it's all about and the bartender tells the guy "Well if someone completes three tasks successfully, they'll earn free beer from us for life!" The guys asks well what are the tasks? The bartender continues, "Well first, we have a gallon of Pepper Tequila, you've got to drink the entire gallon without stopping, then there is an old mean and nasty alligator out back, he's 13 feet long, huge, he's got a sore tooth, you've got to pull the sore tooth. Finally there is a woman upstairs and she's never been satisified" sexually... YOU have to make things right for her." The guys says Wow... that's alot for free beer, I think I'll just pay for mine. After about 6 or 7 beers, the guy tells the bartender he's game for the free beer and wants to try for it. Everyone in the bar gathers around the guy as the bartender pulls out this huge jug of pepper tequila and hands it to the guy. The man lifts the jug up and starts downing the tequila. It takes him almost 2 minutes to drink the entire gallon but he does it without stopping. After finishing the last drop he sets the jug down and tells the crowd to point him to the alligator out back. The guy walks out the back door and all of a sudden all hell breaks loose. Screaming, growling, yelling, the sound of clothes ripping, just a knock down, drag out old fashion country ass whooping happening. This continues for about 10 whole minutes then finally silence. The people are scared to look out the back afraid the guys dead when all of a sudden the back door opens and the guy staggers in all tore up. He's got scratches and gouges all of his face and body, his shirt and pants are all torn to shreds, he's got a black eye and blood is dripping from his nose and starring blankly out into space. He looks at he crowd and asks "Now where's the lady with the sore tooth!"