*Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb! *Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. *Dachshund You know I can't reach that damned stupid lamp! *Rottweiler: Make me. *Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? *Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy. *Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. *Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. *Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. *Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. *Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...... *Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. *Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. *Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover..... *Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.... *Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? *Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.... *Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb? *Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz *Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is how long will it be before I can expect light?