Three young boys were sitting on the steps of their local church one day noticably in a throws of a tough issue when a passing priest noticed the tense faces and heated discussion between them. Boys, boys, what seems to be the problem here? After a few moments of uncertainty and shyness, one boy spoke up and admitted that they were just trying to decide who had the most out landish story about their exploits with girls and sex. The priest, quick to establish a lesson here, promptly said.. "Boys, now, now, when I was your age I didn't think about girls at all." The three boys turned to each other and after a few quick nods, turned back to the priest and said. "You win!"