Hardware Requirements: 1.Pleasant screen and durable chassis. 2.Hard drive - no floppies! 3.User definable sex drive. 4.Must come certified "bug free." 5.Top-of-the-line joystick. Software Requirements: 1.Compiler for IOHL (International Obedient Husband Language) basic command subset (e.g. of_course_dear, yes_I_will_watch_the_kids, just_use_the_credit_card). 2.Must be easily programmable. 3.Single-user mode ONLY. 4.Very-user-friendly interface.