MARINES A Marine goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a thermos." The Marine then asks, "What does it do?" The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold." The Marine says, "I'll take it!" The next day, he walks into work with the new thermos. The Marine's boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object you have?" He said, "It's a thermos." The boss then says, "What does it do?" He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?" The Marine replies, "Two cups of coffee and a popsicle."