Haven't I seen you before?" == "Nice ass." "I'm a Romantic." == "I'm poor." "I need you." == "My hand is tired." "I am different from all the other guys." == "I am not circumcised." "I want a commitment." == "I'm sick of masturbation." "You're the only girl I've ever cared about." == "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me." "I really want to get to know you better." == "So I can tell my friends about it." "It's just orange juice, try it." == "3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head." "She's kinda cute." == "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary." "I don't know if I like her." == "She won't sleep with me." "I miss you so much." == "I am so horny that my male roommate is starting to look good." "Was it good for you?" == "I'm insecure about my manhood." "How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?" == "Is my penis really that small?" "I had a wonderful time last night." == "Who the hell are you?" "Do you love me?" == "I've done something stupid and you might find out." "Do you 'really' love me?" == "I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later." "How much do you love me?" == "I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you by now." "I have something to tell you." == "Get tested." "I'll give you a call." == "I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again." "I've been thinking a lot." == "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk." "I think we should just be friends." == "You're ugly." "I've learned a lot from you." == "Next!!!!" "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?" == "I gotta turn on my answering machine."