Two guys are driving down the highway drinking beer. All of a sudden the driver notices lights flashing in his mirror; the cops are on his tail. His buddy says, "What are we going to do?" The driver says, "Don't worry. Just do exactly what I tell you and everything will be OK. First, peel the labels off the beer bottles and stick one on each of our foreheads. Then shove the bottles underneath the seat and let me do the talking." They pull over and the cop walks up to the car. He looks at them kind of funny and asks to see the guy's driver's license. He says, "Have you been drinking?" "Oh, no sir," the driver replies. "I noticed you weaving back and forth across the highway. Are you sure you haven't been drinking?" the cop asks. "Oh, no sir," the guy answers, "we haven't had a thing to drink tonight." "Well, I've got to ask you," says the cop, "why on earth do you have those labels on your foreheads?" "That's easy," says the driver, "you see, we're both alcoholics and we're on the patch!"