If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes? How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? Why does sour cream have an expiration date? Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious? If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, why are there locks on the doors? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way? What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way? If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress? Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it? Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of? Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons? Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it? Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Philips Screwdriver? Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a "whack"? "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed? Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you, tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.