TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE 10th - "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" -Noah, 4314 BC 9th - "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -Pythagoras, 126 BC 8th - "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -Michelangelo, 1566 7th - "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -Custer, 1877 6th - "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -Picasso, 1926 5th - "Where the @#$% are we?" -Amelia Earhart, 1937 4th - "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -Einstein, 1938 3rd - "What the @#$% was that?" -Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 2nd - "I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head!" -JFK,1963 And,.....drum roll........ The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word................. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton