-You've recently horrified yourself by using any one of the following phases: * When I was younger.. * When I was your age... * You know, back when... - Schoolhouse Rock played a HUGE part in how you actually learned the English language - You're starting to view getting carded to buy alcohol as a GOOD thing - You ever dressed to emulate a person you saw in either a Duran Duran, Madonna or Cyndi Lauper video - The first time you ever kissed someone at a dance came during "Crazy for You," by Madonna - You remember with pain the sad day when the Green Machine hit the streets and made your old Big Wheel quite obsolete - The phrase "Where's the beef," still doubles you over with laughter - You honestly remember when film critics raved that no movie could ever possibly get better special effects than those in the movie TRON - Girls thought Sean Cassidy was dreamy, and lusted after Ted the photographer on The Love Boat - You freaked out when you found that you now fall into the age category on most questionnaires - Your hair at some point in time in the 80's became something which can only be described by the phrase, "I was experimenting" - This timeline appropriately describes actual events in your life: * Star Wars opens, you are still in single digit ages, and you think the creatures are WAY cool * Empire Strikes Back opens, you are now in early double digit ages, and you are convinced that the special effects are much better, the characters are cool, and you want one of every collectible out there... * Return of the Jedi hits the theaters, you are now a teenager and you cannot get your eyes off Princess Leia's breasts or Han Solo's butt - You're doing absolutely nothing pertaining to your major - You ever wanted to be gagged with a spoon