A woman and a man are involved in a car accident and it was a bad one. Both of their cars are totally destroyed but amazingly, neither the man nor the woman are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says to the man, "So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately, we are unhurt. This must be a sign ........ that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." The man replied, " I agree with you completely. This must be a sign ----------- The woman continued, " And look at this, here's another miracle! My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Let's drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune!" Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens the bottle, drinks half of it and hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you going to have any?" The woman replies, "Nope. I think I'll just wait for the police..."