Which is the better alternative? PRISON - You spend most of your time in an 8X10 cell. WORK - You spend most of your time in an 6X8 cubicle. PRISON - You get three meals a day. WORK - You only get one meal break and you have to pay for it. PRISON - You get time off for good behavior. WORK - You get rewarded for good behavior with more work. PRISON - A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. WORK - You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors for yourself. PRISON - You can watch TV and play games. WORK - You get fired for watching TV and playing games. PRISON - You get your own toilet. WORK - You have to share. PRISON - They allow your family and friends to visit. WORK - You cannot even speak to your family and friends. PRISON - All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. WORK - You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners. PRISON - You spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside, wanting to get out. WORK - You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. PRISON - You can sleep as late as you want WORK - You have to listen to that darn BEEP BEEP BEEP of the alarm every morning, no matter how tired you are. PRISON - There are wardens who are often sadistic. WORK - They are called managers.