I know you guys have pondered this question. Next, I tackle the what comes first, the chicken or the egg issue. Carol Boyer -NT Chicken Will cross the road in June; no, in August. September for sure. -OS/2 Chicken It tried to cross the road several times, still having driver troubles -Win 95 Chicken You see different coloured feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like ... chicken. -Microsoft Chicken (TM) It's already on both sides of the road. And, anyway, it just *bought* the road. -Unix Chicken There's no real reason to cross the road.Just make a symbolic link to the chicken anywhere you want it to be. -OOP Chicken It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message. -Assembler Chicken First it builds the road ... one stone at a time. -C Chicken It crosses the road without looking both ways. -C++ Chicken The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side. -VB Chicken USHighways!TheRoad cross (aChicken) -Delphi Chicken The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side. -Java Chicken If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download a chicken to the other side. -Web Chicken Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running. -Gopher Chicken Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken. -Newton Chicken Can't cluck, can't fly and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket. -Cray Chicken Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked. -Quantum Logic Chicken The chicken is distributed probabilistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your course. -Lotus Chicken Don't you dare try to cross the road the same way we do! -Mac Chicken No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to. -Al Gore Chicken Waiting for completion of NCI (Nation Chicken-crossing Infrastructure) and will cross as soon as it's finished, assuming he's re-elected and the Republicans don't gut the program. -COBOL Chicken 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING. IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE ELSE GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING