Artery = the study of fine paintings. Bacteria = the rear door of the cafeteria. Barium = what you do when CPR fails. Benign = what you are after eight. Bowel = a letter like A, E, I, O, or U. Cat Scan = searching for Kitty. Cauterize = make eye contact with her. Caesarean Section = a district in Rome. Colic = a sheep dog. Coma = a punctuation mark. Congenital = friendly. D&C - where Washington is. Denial - a large river in Egypt. Dilate = to live long. Enema = not a friend. Fester = quicker. Fibula = a small lie. GI series = baseball games between teams of soldiers. Genital = not a Jew. Hangnail = a coat hook. Impotent = distinguished, well known. Labor Pain = getting hurt at work. Medical staff = a doctor's cane. Minor operation = coal digging. Morbid = a higher offer. Nitrate = lower than the day rate. Node = was aware of. Organic = church musician. Outpatient = a person who has fainted. Pelvis = a cousin to Elvis. Post-operative = a letter carrier. Protein = in favor of young people. Recovery Room = place to do upholstery. Rectum = Dang near killed em. Secretion = hiding anything. Seizure = Roman emperor. Tablet = a small table. Terminal illness = getting sick at the airport. Tumor = extra pair. Urinalysis = what you get from your psychiatrist. Urine = opposite of you're out. Varicose veins = veins which are very close together. Vein = conceited.