Hard Drive Gettin' home in mud season. Prompt What yuh wish the mail was in mud season. Download Gettin' the firewood off the pickup. Mega Hertz how yer toes feel when yer not careful downloadin' Floppy Disk Whatcha get in yer back from pilin' too much firewood. Disk Operating System That hospital equipment the Doc uses to fix yer floppy disk so yuh ken download again. RAM That hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work. Log On how tuh make the wood stove hotter. Monitor Keep an eye on the wood stove. Log Off Too much wood - git some outa there or the house is gonna ketch fahr Windows What tuh shut when it's 30 below. Screen What yuh need for black fly season. Byte What them damn black flies do. Chip What to munch on. Micro Chip What's left in the bag when the chips are gone. Infrared Where the leftovers go when Fred's around. Modem What yuh did to yer hay fields. Dot Matrix John Matrix's wife. Printer Someone who cain't write in cursive. Lap Top Where little kids feel comfy. Keyboard Where yuh hang yer keys. Software Them plastic eatin' utensils. 486 One a them fancy imported cars. Mouse Them damn critters that eats the horses' grain in the barn. Main Frame The part of the barn that holds the roof up. Port Fancy wine. Enter C'mon in ! Random Access Memory When yer wife wantsta know how much yer new rifle cost and yuh suddenly can't remember. Digital Like them numbers that flip on yer alarm clock. Apple If you don't know what an apple is, I ain't tellin'. Program What's on the TV when there's reception. CD ROM The place in the bank where they sell retirement accounts.