Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner He told them: "I invited you here because I need three important people to send my message out to all people - Tomorrow I will destroy the earth" After dinner, Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them: "I have two very bad news items for you: 1. God really exists, and 2. Tomorrow He will destroy the earth." Clinton called an Emergency meeting of the Senate and Congress and told them: "I have Good news and Bad News: 1. The good news is: God really does exist. 2. The bad news is: tomorrow He's destroying the earth." Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and happily announced: "I have two fantastic announcements: 1. I am one of three most important people on earth. 2. The Year 2000 problem is solved."