This guy goes to the doctor and says Doc my wife is hard of hearing but she refuses to come in for a hearing test. The Doc says "In that case, when you get home try this test on her. Stand back a good distance and ask her something and keep moving closer until she hears you. Let me know the distance and I'll recommend a hearing." The guy goes home and stands 30 feet away and says Honey, is dinner ready. No reply. He stands 20 feet away and asks Honey, is dinner ready. Still no reply. He stands 10 feet away and says Honey, is dinner ready. Again no answer. He gets within 5 feet of her and says again Honey, is dinner ready. She finally says Yes! I've told you three times already.