SO YOU PLAY BRIDGE!! A colored lady was looking for a place to work. When asked why she left her former place of employment, she replied,"Yessum, dei paid good, but dat was de most redicules place I ever be in. Dei play a game called bridge! One night dere was a lot of fellows and gals dere, and just as I was fixin too pass de refreshments I hear a man say to a woman, "Take your hand off my trick". I almost jes drop dead, when bless my soul, another man say " Lay down and lets see what you got", and den a woman say, "you got strength but not length". Den another woman say, "You forced me and I had to take you out"., and bless me if another women didn't say, "You jumped me twice when you didn't have strength for a raise". Den one woman say soomething about covering her honor. Well I jus up and gets my hat 'cause ah knows dat ain't no place for a lady. As ah was about to leave I hope to die if some woman didn't say, "Well I guess we'll have to stop, dis is the last rubber". No ma'am I'se a lady an dat was no place for a lady!