A minister, a physician and an engineer are playing golf, but as they stand waiting at the first tee they see the foursome ahead of them taking a very long time to play the first hole. The pro is standing there, so they complain that he should do something to speed of the play of these slowpokes.

"Well," says the pro, "Last year the clubhouse burned and these guys were firemen and they were blinded in the fire, but they still love to play golf, so we let them."

There's a long silence and then the minister says, "I will say a prayer for them." And the physician says, "I'll talk to some of my colleagues and see if there isn't something we can do for them."

And the engineer says, "Why don't you have them play at night