When the skeleton went to a party he had no body to dance with.

The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.

Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

To some, marriage is a word; to others, a sentence.

Did you hear about the tire dealer that had a blowout sale?

Marine biologists like to see a friend or sea anemone.

A family joker is jest having fun with his elations.

Why do people eat pretzels since they are knot food?

An aquatic animal escaped from the zoo. It's name was Lucille.

The cheap eye surgeon was always cutting corneas.