An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said: "You use to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said : "Then you use to bite my neck". Angrily, he threw back the bed covers and got out of bed. "Where are you going ?" she asked. "To get my teeth!"