A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. He gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to come up with the rest.

* Better to be safe than.......................punch a 5th grader.
* Strike while the.............................bug is close.
* It's always darkest before...................daylight savings time.
* Never underestimate the power of.............termites.
* You can lead a horse to water but ...........how?
* Don't bite the hand that.....................looks dirty.
* No news is...................................impossible.
* A miss is as good as a.......................Mr.
* If you lie down with dogs, you...............will stink in the morning.
* Love all, trust..............................me.
* The pen is mightier than.....................the pigs.
* An idle mind is..............................the best way to relax.
* Where there is smoke, there's................pollution.
* Happy is the bride who.......................gets all the presents.
* A penny saved is.............................not much.
* Two is company, three's......................The Musketeers.
* Children should be seen and not..............spanked or grounded.
* You get out of something what you............see pictured on the box.
* When the blind lead the blind................get out of the way.
* There is no fool like........................Aunt Edie.
* Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and ....
..... you have to blow your nose.