A German, Japanese and an American were playing golf one bright day. As they were walking down the fairway, a cellular phone ring is heard. The German closes his right hand in to a fist, extends his thumb and pinky, and procedes to talk with his hand next to his ear and mouth. After the call is completed the other two ask him about it. The German replies that he has cellular microchips embedded in the tip of his thumb and pinky to allow a phone conversation. The other two were impressed. they did not know the Germans had developed such technology. The threesome continues down the fairway. Another, different, cellular ring is heard. The Japanese, without breaking stride, hands where they were, starts talking to the caller. At the end of the call, the other two ask him how he did that. He replied that he had a cellular antenna under his hair just above the back of his neck and a microchip in his ear and mouth. The other two were impressed. They had no idea that the Japanese had such technology. The threesome continues down the fairway. Another, and yet different, cellular ring is heard. The American says please excuse me. And he headed off of the fairway into the woods near by. After some time had passed, concerned and curious, the other two went in search of the American. They found the American squatting down in the woods and waiting expectantly. They asked, "What are you doing?" "Waiting for a fax" came the reply