From our local newspaper, I found a list of these headlines. 1) PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER 2) NEW STUDY OF OBESITY LOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP 3) KICKING BABY CONSIDERED TO BE HEALTHY 4) LITERARCY WEEK OBSERVED 5) THREE-YEAR-OLD TEACHER NEEDED FOR PRESCHOOL; EXPERIENCE PREFERRED 6) NEW ELECTRIC CAR WOULD RUN ON GASOLINE 7) WANTED: MAN TO TAKE CARE OF COW THAT DOES NOT SMOKE OR DRINK 8) CHILDREN NOT LIKELY TO INHERIT INFERTILITY 9) VACATION SPECIAL: HAVE YOUR HOUSE EXTERMINATED 10) DOG FOR SALE: EATS ANYTHING; FOND OF CHILDREN 11) MILK DRINKERS ARE TURNING TO POWDER 12) CHRONIC FATIGUE SUPPORT GROUP UNABLE TO GET UP FOR RALLY 13) CHILD'S STOOL GREAT FOR USE IN GARDEN 14) DAMN CONSTRUCTION 92% COMPLETE AT BRUSHY CREEK 15) MAP CAN HELP DETERMINE LOCATION