Naughty Bumper Stickers Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance drivers come quicker Australians do it Down Under Bankers do it with interest Bartenders do it on the Rocks Chess players check their Mates Cops do it with cuffs DJs do it on request Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure Desktop publishers do it on top of desks Dentists do it orally (as do Debators) Detectives do it under cover Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are Tellers Firemen do it with a big hose Frank Sinatra does it his way Garbagemen come twice a week Gardeners do it in the bushes Gas attendants pump all day Housewives do it for an allowance Jockeys gallop hard and finish fast Landlords do it the 1st of every month Mountain climbers like to be on top Military do it on command! Pianists touch, tickle, and titilate! Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free Truckers do it in the road Travel agents do it in lots of different places Waiters and waitresses do it for tips Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them!